100 Acre Wood

knowledgethroughscience: Spotted at Cortes Bank near San Diego, California, a harbor seal swims through an underwater kelp forest.Photograph courtesy Kyle McBurnie, RSMAS Underwater Photography Contest

knowledgethroughscience:

Spotted at Cortes Bank near San Diego, California, a harbor seal swims through an underwater kelp forest.
Photograph courtesy Kyle McBurnie, RSMAS Underwater Photography Contest


mollyiswideawake:

shawhaw:

mollyiswideawake:

Supernatural has given me unrealistic expectations in men

If I’m going to have a boyfriend I want him to have a sexy, deep voice and intimate knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and wings.

If you give me a script and a fandom I can become this man you seek

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hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom BEST MOM

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM


methodistcoloringbook:

well i just spit lemonade all over my desk



the little 5 year old girl I babysit
  • me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
  • her: Instead of the prince?
  • me: Instead of the prince
  • her: So her daughter would have two mommies?
  • me: Yes
  • her: two princess mommies...
  • me:
  • her:
  • me:
  • her: fabulous


mudslinginfarmgirl:

I love everything in this